Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Randomize
