Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
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He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
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Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.