i always forget guys have bellybuttons
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
These 23 People Had Sex With Someone From Completely Different Cultures
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
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So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry