just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
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only you would photoshop your dick
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
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Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
You need Xanax blowdarts
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
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