Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
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i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
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Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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