I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
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Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
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She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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