My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
he shaved USA in his pubs
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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