After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
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yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
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Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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