i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Couch. On fire.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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