he puts the penis in happiness.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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