we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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