my soul wont recognize me after tonight
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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