that's an acceptable place to lick
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Randomize
