nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
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Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
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My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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