just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
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I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
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ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
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