This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
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I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
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He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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