I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
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I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
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Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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