i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
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