hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
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The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
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I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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