I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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