Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
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47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
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But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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