ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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