He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
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Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
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Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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