what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
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Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
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I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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