I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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