Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
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