that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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