his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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