she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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