Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
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