i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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