and next time when you feel me up, do it right
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
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It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
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Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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