google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
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"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
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I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy