found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
21 People Confess What It’s Really Like At An Orgy
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
These 15 Honest Illustrations Show What Women Do When No One Is Watching
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law