why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
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Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
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I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I'm too high and old for this...
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
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