I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
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She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
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The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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