I think I died a long time ago.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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