I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
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I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
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There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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