Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
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I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
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This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Holy sore nipples Batman
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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