Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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