wat bout pragnant strippers??
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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