i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
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In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
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I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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