Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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