garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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