O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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