Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
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just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
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Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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