I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
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And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
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That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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