someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
too bad you live with your parents still
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
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We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
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Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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