do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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