remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
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Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
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my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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