Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
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