Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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