Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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