3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
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