i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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