another moral hangover. fuck.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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