Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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