Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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