Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
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I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
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I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
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