To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I need help removing her.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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